tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post3759473722115353932..comments2023-10-24T09:17:31.613-04:00Comments on the cupcake tent: Years Go By, I'm Looking Through A Girly MagazineRedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10730026366995714619noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-23362674853534307062007-05-22T05:45:00.000-04:002007-05-22T05:45:00.000-04:00I never did get the honey dust thing. And how do y...I never did get the honey dust thing. And how do you get baby oil out of 450-thread-count sheets?Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09428557083132099320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-15118359755875641992007-05-19T04:43:00.000-04:002007-05-19T04:43:00.000-04:00I can't finish my cereal because I keeping worryin...I can't finish my cereal because I keeping worrying if my spoon's head was touching another spoon's butt.Killerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00970222102162658062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-71567505281528397332007-05-18T11:29:00.000-04:002007-05-18T11:29:00.000-04:00Stupid magazines are my weakness. I especially fal...Stupid magazines are my weakness. I especially fall prey to them when at the airport getting ready to take a flight. Hilarious recap!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-26738116533962280362007-05-17T23:13:00.000-04:002007-05-17T23:13:00.000-04:00i honestly cannot make it through a single issue o...i honestly cannot make it through a single issue of Cosmo. <BR/><BR/>my breaking point at even considering skimming it came when they gave a blow job tip that involved a SCRUNCHIE. a fucking SCRUNCHIE.<BR/><BR/>wow. let me tell you, if you wear scrunchies, you better damn well know how to give some good head.ellagoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08252762674022354726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-90159363840926852062007-05-17T17:31:00.000-04:002007-05-17T17:31:00.000-04:00Wait. Which part is the "swollen head"...?Wait. Which part is the "swollen head"...?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-84717169464387848272007-05-17T16:11:00.000-04:002007-05-17T16:11:00.000-04:00You lost me at Store 24. It brought me back to the...You lost me at Store 24. It brought me back to the only place I've ever seen Store 24, Portsmouth, NH, and how it was practically right across the street and it took care of my every need when I was too lazy to get in the car, but not too lazy to walk half a block...Good times. Glad they're in the past. :)3carnationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942247215569463561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-35385147053453246752007-05-17T14:05:00.000-04:002007-05-17T14:05:00.000-04:00Oh, Billy. You poor, niave, sure-to-be-disappointe...Oh, Billy. You poor, niave, sure-to-be-disappointed young lad.<BR/><BR/>I have to say, however, that the spoons were the best part. Nothing turns me on like a man touching his spoon to my spoon. <BR/><BR/>HOT.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-42621195200392025682007-05-17T11:35:00.000-04:002007-05-17T11:35:00.000-04:00You should definitely consider finishing Anna Kare...You should definitely consider finishing Anna Karenina, but I doubt it'll make you feel any better. I've been about 50 pages from the end for a year now. Why is it that all the classic books makes you feel like humanity is corrupt and you should just go ahead and kill yourself to get it over with?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-46424015571426372602007-05-17T11:17:00.000-04:002007-05-17T11:17:00.000-04:00Wouldn't the baby oil make the sheets all greasy? ...Wouldn't the baby oil make the sheets all greasy? Honestly, if you're over 30, (or over 20 for that matter) you tend to put a bit more caution into what touches the bedsheets that you have to sleep on later. And baby oil, nasty. Not only does it get all over everything, but it reminds me of my daughter, and that's the last thing I wanna be thinking about while I'm getting it on.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05030389838187903327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-71780930743461302152007-05-17T09:37:00.000-04:002007-05-17T09:37:00.000-04:00Good luck in life Billy, good luck!Now, I'm off to...Good luck in life Billy, good luck!<BR/>Now, I'm off to vomit!She's a big starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18385405097113766641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-74418788028957732212007-05-17T09:36:00.000-04:002007-05-17T09:36:00.000-04:00Occasionally I am intrigued by the glossy covers o...Occasionally I am intrigued by the glossy covers on those magazines while I'm standing in the checkout line. Thank you for reminding me why my time and money is better spent elsewhere. Your recap was far more entertaining than the magazine itself would have been.Stefaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10128238432671375399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-88084290336721097602007-05-17T00:21:00.000-04:002007-05-17T00:21:00.000-04:00I have never even heard of Allure.I love your desc...I have never even heard of Allure.<BR/><BR/>I love your description of Cosmo. Perfect! And scary. But I don't think Cosmo is the slutty girl in your dorm who means well. I think it is the girl in your dorm who pretends to her parents that she goes to Bible study every night, when really she is doing anything that moves just because she can.-R-https://www.blogger.com/profile/03106445268257079599noreply@blogger.com