tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post720858682210812675..comments2023-10-24T09:17:31.613-04:00Comments on the cupcake tent: Virgin TerritoryRedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10730026366995714619noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-49388990462662219982007-06-15T18:48:00.000-04:002007-06-15T18:48:00.000-04:00Speaking from experience (blushes, shushes stunned...Speaking from experience (blushes, shushes stunned crowd): You can do one, but not the other. The good news is both of those can be remedied in one night, if you play your cards right. <BR/><BR/>Plus: This means he's trainable. Trust me on this one - better no experience at all than *thinking* he knows wtf he's doing when you're lying there thinking, "the HELL are you doing? That's my ____ (wrong body part), dude!" <BR/><BR/>Or you could go on picnics, the soda fountain, and long walks on the beach as dates. Eventually, if you invest your time and use your (wicked laugh) womanly skillz....he'll be putty in your hands. Or....not.Mayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06951245243340114887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-29483396680205138222007-06-15T14:48:00.000-04:002007-06-15T14:48:00.000-04:00You go to church with him.You go to church with him.Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08265064473412574363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-89715906778355465762007-06-15T11:21:00.000-04:002007-06-15T11:21:00.000-04:00It would be extra hard because you couldn't even g...It would be extra hard because you couldn't even get him drunk to take advantage of him. I don't even know if you can put a roofie in a glass of milk.Killerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00970222102162658062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-37604695512102118252007-06-14T22:08:00.000-04:002007-06-14T22:08:00.000-04:00A side note Red...Today I got tix to the Sox game ...A side note Red...<BR/><BR/>Today I got tix to the Sox game on July 1st...and hold the laughter...it's 'Maine Day' at Fenway Park. Oh yeah baby!<BR/><BR/>Thought you'd be excited!She's a big starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18385405097113766641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-69294802797682900742007-06-14T20:19:00.000-04:002007-06-14T20:19:00.000-04:00The phrase "bootyless sobriety" makes me giggle. ...The phrase "bootyless sobriety" makes me giggle. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and I second Darren's sentiment; perfectly put.metaliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05958630197442941466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-4466835675963344742007-06-14T12:56:00.000-04:002007-06-14T12:56:00.000-04:00I don't think I would even consider it! Nope, nope...I don't think I would even consider it! Nope, nope, nope. Whatever floats a person's boat, but I just don't see how we'd even get along or EVER have any fun.<BR/><BR/>Also, when reading this, the line, "Yah a vorgin who can't droyve" popped into my head. Ah, Brittany Murphy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-77608958158314009792007-06-14T11:41:00.000-04:002007-06-14T11:41:00.000-04:00Maybe they could do sudoku puzzles together? Soun...Maybe they could do sudoku puzzles together? Sounds like a BLAST!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-57783128448459218382007-06-14T11:31:00.000-04:002007-06-14T11:31:00.000-04:00I don't know... the upside of dating a teetotaler ...I don't know... the upside of dating a teetotaler is that you always have a designated driver. <BR/><BR/>(Looking for the silver lining here; that's all.)Stefaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10128238432671375399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-87696332385547333062007-06-14T10:42:00.000-04:002007-06-14T10:42:00.000-04:00Me too! Although it wouldn't be easy to give up t...Me too! Although it wouldn't be easy to give up the drinking...I know, FOR SURE, that I couldn't/wouldn't be involved with someone and have NO SEX!!<BR/><BR/>Red, that's a great phase...I think you should patent it and make it your new motto..."I'd rather give up wine than dick."<BR/><BR/>That's some funny shit right there.She's a big starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18385405097113766641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-52406715758500416602007-06-14T09:51:00.000-04:002007-06-14T09:51:00.000-04:00I don't know, I think I'd rather give up wine than...I don't know, I think I'd rather give up wine than dick.<BR/><BR/>Is THAT okay to say?Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10730026366995714619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-89058922019942360432007-06-14T09:00:00.001-04:002007-06-14T09:00:00.001-04:00I agree with BigStar only because of the alcohol. ...I agree with BigStar only because of the alcohol. I can deal with the no sex thing, but going out with friends could be socially awkward if he just sits there silently condemning everyone who sips bubbly. <BR/><BR/>How does she feel about the religious aspect of his personality? If she isn't as devout as he is, I can imagine that would be another notch on the 'no' side, which brings the total to three strikes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-76920382350503331512007-06-14T09:00:00.000-04:002007-06-14T09:00:00.000-04:00I'd rather date someone who doesn't put out than d...I'd rather date someone who doesn't put out than doesn't drink. I don't trust anyone who doesn't drink.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-49715856869803866312007-06-14T08:52:00.000-04:002007-06-14T08:52:00.000-04:00Oh gosh Red, how do you expect us to comment on th...Oh gosh Red, how do you expect us to comment on this one?<BR/><BR/>Ok, I guess I'll be brutally honest:<BR/>No alcohol, no sex? Ya, sorry, we don't have much in common buddy...see ya around.<BR/><BR/>Sorry, I know that's mean...but I'm going for honesty here!She's a big starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18385405097113766641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9812932.post-69032498329962535702007-06-13T23:46:00.000-04:002007-06-13T23:46:00.000-04:00I myself am loyal to Netflix...wait, did I just mi...I myself am loyal to Netflix...wait, did I just miss the point??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com