Monday, October 10, 2005

New Englanders having a conversation about lobster... what's next, the Kennedys?

Dear Red,

Do you just go around begging people to take the lobster out of the shell for you?

Hoodlum Waiter

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Dear HW,

Yes.

Red

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Red,

LAZY.

HW

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HW,

I just consulted the Dirty Dancing website, and it says you're to be well-trained and smartly uniformed. It said nothing about belligerent.

Red

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Red,

I think it also says that the guests are required to dress appropriately. You might want to think about that next year, before you pack.

HW

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OH, IT'S ON, BITCH!

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Bring it, Princess!

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