On the bill from tonight's dinner with Party Jen, right underneath my meal, like it was an item we'd actually ordered, it said, "u guys are already making love."
Jen, formerly a waitress, informed me that sometimes notes accidentally get left on there from the waitstaff to the kitchen staff. Still, though, how vaguely disturbing. Were the sous chef and wine steward up to no good back there, or what? Actually, it was Paddy's, so it really would've been more like the Guinness pourer and the fish & chips slinger.
We tried to formulate a decent response and the best we could come up with was: "Maybe so, but I wouldn't exactly call it 'making love' with this girl."