Saturday, June 30, 2007

Consider My Independence Declared

I'm off to the Cape to spend time with my family, friends, and that bitch who criticized me for being thisclose to albinism.

In related news, did you know that they make 70 SPF sunscreen now? It's like the world is finally holding open its screen door and telling me to go outside and play with the properly pigmented people.

I'll be back at the end of next week. Break out the bathing suits and barbecued meat and happy Fourth of July, everyone!

9 comments:

stefanie said...

Have fun playing with the properly pigmented people!

I wish I were on my way to the Cape...

Shesabigstar said...

Have fun!

nabbalicious said...

Have a good time! Happy 4th!

Greg said...

Am I the only pale white person who feels that the occasional sunburn is actually sort of fun? Crying out whenever anyone touches you, spraying on the Solarcane that first time, laying in one spot for hours at the time without moving? I say screw the SPF 70 and enjoy that burn!!

3carnations said...

70 SPF? Bring it to me. My happily pale self will thank you for it.

Matt said...

According to Shanda Schilling the level of SPF does not actually matter. But what the fuck does she know? Her husband keeps a diary!

Noelle said...

I put some SPF 50 on to walk around the Minneapolis Zoo. That was a week ago, and it still hasn't come off, and I've actually been under the actual Niagara Falls since then. I recommend getting the slightly less thick SPF 30 and reapplying as necessary.

Married Jen said...

Have a blast! I can't wait to hear about The Great Cape Smack Down of 2007.

mitchgib said...

Give her hell !
My daughter is a very, very pale girl, and people are always asking her if she is sick ! Such nerve.
Enjoy your blog !