I'm off to the Cape to spend time with my family, friends, and that bitch who criticized me for being thisclose to albinism.
In related news, did you know that they make 70 SPF sunscreen now? It's like the world is finally holding open its screen door and telling me to go outside and play with the properly pigmented people.
I'll be back at the end of next week. Break out the bathing suits and barbecued meat and happy Fourth of July, everyone!