Saturday, June 16, 2007

Promiscuity On The Playground, On The Next Dateline

1st Grade Kid at Recess: Miss Red, Suzy and Joey* are in the corner doing something they're not supposed to be doing.
Me: What are they doing?
Kid: [long pause, searching for the right word, and finally, in a tiny voice] Weenie.

*Names changed to protect the no longer innocent.

8 comments:

Liz said...

Playing Weenie? When will this be an Olympic sport? I'll remain in training until I hear your reply.

-R- said...

I have no clever comments like Liz, but I feel the need to add that your story is hilarious.

It reminds me of Ralph Wiggum saying, "I saw them in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me."

Shesabigstar said...

I'm scared. My son's 5 /12, so perhaps only a year or two left of innocence? I can't take it!

Killer said...

I heard that Suzy was a slut.

Allie said...

Yuck...just yuck.

PocketCT said...

Weenie? Drat all the terms have changed since I was a kid. I don't know what it is. What did you do?

Darren McLikeshimself said...

Ah... I remember the first time I weenied.

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